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The World's a Mess it's in my Kiss

Female (50) looking for Male Portland, Oregon, United States

Artsy, independent, morbid sense of humor...a bit quirky. Mostly friendly. Kid in the heart, old in the soul.
The girl you call for: adventure, day trips, confidence boosts, loyalty, kindness, a kick in the pants, challenge, reality checks, laughter, dancing, DIY advice, vegan baking recipes, snuggling, time travel, existential conversation, bad ghost banishings, witchy remedies, breathing lessons, long walks through the cemetery.
The girl you don't call for: hookups, polyamory, conversations about your one true savior, sitting in one place for many hours at a time, watching tv during the day, lying, boring things, gossip, endless conversations only about you, shopping at the mall, sporting events, racism, sexism, ageism, or any other ism that relates to hatred and ignorance.

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Appearance

EthnicityCaucasian / White
National heritageItalian
BuildAverage
Height160 cm
Eye ColorBrown
Hair LengthShoulder length
Body ArtPierced... but only ear(s), Visible tattoo
Health ConditionNo special Health Conditions
My AttractivenessAttractive

Situation

Relationship StatusSingle
Has childrenNo children
Wants kidsNo
Housing SituationAll is calm
Living ArrangementsWith pet(s)
Wants to RelocateMaybe
Have PetsDog
Has a carYes

Education & Employment

EducationUniversity Bachelors
SpecialtyArt / Music / Literature
Employment StatusSelf-employed
Job TitleSmall art business owner, side gigs include yoga

Leisure & Fun

TV preferencesDocumentaries, Dramas, Movies
Favorite TV showsLucifer, Stranger Things, Parks and Rec, Spaced, Outlander, Fleabag, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, Great British Baking Show, Dr. Who ..
Favorite movies typesAction, Science fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Animation, Thriller
Favorite moviesBladerunner, Wings of Desire, Only Lovers Left Alive, Secretary, The Dead Don't Die, What We Do in the Shadows, Shaun of the Dead, Coco...
Music typesRock, Industrial, Punk
Favorite artistsThose categories are BS! I like a wide range from punk, goth, syn wave, new wave, indie, old country, bluegrass, r&b, garage, old blues/jazz... Some examples of my favorites: Nick Cave, Leonard Cohen, The Clash, Tom Waits, Prince, The Slits, The Cramp
Reading selectionFiction, Humor, Mystery, Philosophy, Satire
HobbiesArts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Dancing, Dining, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Playing cards

Personality

SmokerDon't smoke
DrinkingOne or two
Social behaviorOutgoing
Friends describe asCool
Sense of humorDry / sarcastic
My great timeHanging out with friends, Trying new things, Relaxing, Going to a concert, Going to a museum

Views

Political viewsLiberal
Attend religious servicesNever
Goal in lifeLive my best life, become my best self and cause the least harm.